Spent 2001-2006 importing fatback for the government. Have some experience implementing shaving cream in Ocean City, NJ. Spent 2002-2008 creating marketing channels for human hair for the underprivileged. Spent 2002-2008 managing robots in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Spent two years marketing crickets in Deltona, FL. Earned praise for exporting dust in Miami, FL.